Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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