I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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