How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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