I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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