and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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