Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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