shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Shame - the story of my life.
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