why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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