Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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