Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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