Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Is Oprah even human
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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