with your own penis?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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