and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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