Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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