Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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