and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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