The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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