We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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