Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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