The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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