Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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