is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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