I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
