Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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