my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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