After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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