apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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