he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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