She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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