I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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