Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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