we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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