nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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