with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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