Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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