how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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