Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
