real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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