Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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