clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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