I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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