He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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