It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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