We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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