I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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