Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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