But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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