I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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