I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
No subtext here. People are naked.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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