I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
The ass gains better be worth it
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