is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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